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This article was inspired by a chance encounter. I am standing in the toy section of my favorite store (The New 3D Television Section). A few young guys are staring at me giggling, but looking away each time I look in their direction. This happens several times and I figured enough is enough. I forced myself to take off the awesome 3D glasses and investigate this matter a little further.
I approached and asked them what seemed to be the problem. Come to find out they knew me from a book that I had written entitled, “Worlds Worst Pickup Lines – That Actually Worked.” One of the guys told me that he had used just about every flirting pick up line in my book, but none of them worked for him. His friend co-signed by saying he had did the same with no luck. It was time for me to take these young bucks to school.
I started out explaining the art of the pick up line. Yes, most pick up lines are corny, cheesy, or whatever new slang you want to associate with them. However they are not designed to make a girl fall madly in love with you right there on the spot. They are meant to be used as an ice breaker. In most cases the girl will laugh, because she realizes what is going on.
The two young men shared their failed experiences with using flirting pick up lines, and told me how they were shot down. I explained to the two of them that they should give themselves a pat on the back. As they set there looking puzzled I continued to explain to them that they were already out doing the majority of men on earth. Most men fail because they are to afraid of approaching a girl.
As the guys continued to share their stories, I pointed out that they did break the ice. Their plan went a rye because they did not have anything prepared after they broke the ice. Approaching woman is similar to making cold calls. You have to have a game plan. You would never call someone on a cold calling list without having some sort of script. After explaining my cold calling metaphor the guys had a better understanding of how things worked.
They wanted to test out some pick up lines right there in the store. I looked around for some prey 
There was an extremely pretty girl that worked there. I pointed her out. I noticed panic had set in with the two young guys I had been talking to. Blood had rushed to their face. They started sweating profusely. Although I thought it was funny I did not give them a hard time. I asked which one of them was going to approach her, and after about 30 second of them playing you do it, no you do it. I decided I would show them how its done.
Before approaching I gave the young lady a quick once over. I made sure that she did not have on a wedding ring or engagement ring. Dangling out of her right pocket, at the end of the keychain she had a little alien dude. I also noticed in the same pocket she had a bulge which looked like the imprint of a cellphone. She had the Goth look with black makeup and black fingernail polish.
I walked over towards her, with my game plan locked and loaded. She was standing there pretending to do some busy work. As I approached she noticed me. She quickly went into sales mode. She asked me if there was anything she could help me with. I asked her to forgive me because I had had visions of her. Before she had a chance to respond, I continued. I explained to her that I had a gift and the ability to read people. I asked her if she minded me telling her a little bit about herself – things that only she could know.
She stood paralyzed for a few seconds, then softly said sure. I told her that her soul was lost, and she was misunderstood by others around her (this was an obvious statement because she had on black makeup. To her it was amazing). I went on to say that she was extremely open minded and had a heart that could save the world (She had an alien keychain hanging out of her pocket duh). The big smile on her face told it all. I was in – she was mine. It was time to go for the kill.
I had her hanging from every word that came out of my mouth. I told her in my visions she was right handed and it was safe to say that she kept her cellphone in her right pocket. I asked her to pull it out for me (she was amazed). She reached in her pocket and pulled out her keys. She reached in a second time and pulled out her cellphone.
Ok my friend – THIS PART IS CRUCIAL – so read every word carefully. They way I got her to pull her phone out without thinking was to give her an embedded command. That means I did not ask her to get her phone I told her. With phone in hand I quickly said my number (I did this intentionally to confuse her) she had a look of confusion on her face. I issued another embedded command. I told her to save my phone number in her phone, and slowly said my number again.
Once she had finished saving my number and name I told her to call me so that I could have her number also. She called me and I had her number, I asked for her name and without hesitation she gave it to me. I went on to explain that I would be busy over the next few weeks and I wanted to spend time getting to know her. I asked her when she would have some free time, Wednesday, or Thursday? She said either day, I said good I will take both. I then told her I would see her soon. I extended my hand to shake hers and just like a robot she stuck her hand out to meet mine. As she shook my hand I told her the pleasure was mine. As she went to pull her hand away I held on to it a seconds longer.
I did not want to walk back over to the two guys that I was talking to earlier, so I signaled them to follow me and proceeded to leave the store. Once outside they were amazed, and wanted me to give them a play-by-play of what had happen.
In closing, flirting pick up lines work when used correctly. There are several variations and they are all meant to be used as an ice breaker. When using a pickup line you must be sure to have a game plan and not go in cold. Not having a game plan is nothing but a recipe for disaster. Take note that within a split second I was able to size her up and the things that I noticed i.e. the Goth look, alien keychain, and the cellphone imprint in her pocket. All of this comes with practice – in fact you would be amazed at how fast I have learned to do this.
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